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They’d managed to get behind him.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe leader of the pair, a veteran, face creased with years of experience, pointed his blade at the towering nightmare. “I challenge you!” Then, not waiting for a response, he rushed in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe dark lord extended a finger, and the man froze, immobile. He flicked his wrist, and the knight went flying.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe younger saw his opening. His blade glowed bright blue, and he swung, not for the plated body but the less armored hand. Alas, his strike found no contact.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe dark lord pulled his hand away, took a single, yawning step, and was on the young man. He lifted him up, wrenched the metal helmet from his head, and stared into his terrified eyes. The dark lord’s glowed red, and a mist, black as night, flowed into the terrified youth’s mouth. His form began to wither and rot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWithout a word, the dark lord dropped the warrior’s husk and continued his advance. 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